Le Petit Ménage
2 hours
$150
A focused clean of up to 1,000 sq ft. Kitchen, bath and the room you care about most.
ReserveServices & rates
La Carte
Order the way you would in a good Parisian bistro: pick a formule, then add what you fancy.
La Grande Maison
4 hours
$300
A deep clean of up to 2,000 sq ft, or a lighter clean plus a cooked lunch or dinner.
ReserveLa Journée
6 hours
$450
House from top to bottom, groceries, a three-course dinner served at table, and dishes done.
ReserveRates are per visit and include the standard uniform. Cleaning products are supplied; groceries are charged at cost with receipt.
La Carte — antet
French Maid
Menu du jour
Everything below can be combined inside any formule.
Le Ménage
- Dusting & polishingwood, silver, mirrors, glass
- Floorsswept, mopped, scrubbed on hands and knees
- Kitchencounters, hob, oven front, fridge wiped
- Bathtiles, chrome, towels folded hotel-style
- Bedroomlinens changed, hospital corners, turn-down
- Laundry & ironingshirts pressed, folded, put away
La Cuisine
- Petit-déjeuneromelette, croissants, café au lait
- Déjeuner bistrocroque monsieur, salade niçoise, tarte
- Dîner trois platsentrée, plat, dessert of your choosing
- Le marchégroceries bought and brought in (at cost)
Le Service
- Table settinglinen, candles, cutlery in the proper order
- Wine serviceopened, poured, kept topped up
- Dinner for guestsup to six, silent and impeccable
- Cocktail hourcanapés passed, glasses refilled
Le Boudoir
- Le bainhot bath drawn, oils, your back washed
- Le massagewarm oil, shoulders, back and feet
- La toilettehot-towel shave, manicure, shoes shined
- Le défiléa private show of every uniform she brought
- Le petit tablierheels, stockings and a tiny apron · on request
Suppléments
A little extra
- Special uniformyour choice from La Garde-Robe or your own request on request
- Second maidfor large homes or dinner parties on request
- Travel outside the areamileage or travel costs, agreed in advance at cost
- Same-day requestwhen the calendar allows on request
Les Scénarios
Choose your story
Any visit can be played as a little scene. Tell us which one on the booking form, or invent your own.
La Nouvelle
Her first day. Nervous, eager to please, not quite sure where anything goes, and very sorry about the vase. She will need patient instruction.
L’Inspection
You run a white glove along every surface. Each time you find dust, she has to do it again, more carefully, while you watch.
La Gouvernante
The strict head maid. The house is a mess, and so are you. Expect to be told to sit up straight.
Le Week-end à Paris
Room service in a grand hotel: breakfast on a silver tray, the curtains thrown open, and a maid who forgot to knock.
Hors carte
Not on the menu
Some evenings continue after the service is over. That part of the visit is not sold, not priced and not promised: it is a private matter between two consenting adults, raised only by mutual invitation and discussed before the day, never at the door.
Read the étiquette