House rules
Étiquette
A good house runs on good manners. These keep every visit safe, pleasant and discreet for everyone.
Étiquette — antet
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Adults only
Every client must be 18 or older. We may ask for ID before the first visit, and it is never stored.
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Respect, always
She plays the maid; she is not your property. Rude, aggressive or pushy behaviour ends the visit immediately with no refund.
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Sober and fresh
Please be clean, showered and sober. A glass of wine with dinner is lovely; drunk is not.
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Consent is the whole point
Nothing intimate is ever assumed or included. Boundaries are discussed before the visit, and either of you can say stop at any moment.
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A safe home
Pets secured, no hidden guests, no cameras without explicit written agreement. Guests for dinner service are agreed in advance.
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Deposit & cancellation
A deposit secures the date. Cancel more than 48 hours ahead and it moves to your next booking; later cancellations keep the deposit.
Questions
You were wondering
Is she a real cleaner?
Yes. The cleaning is real and thorough; the role-play is the bonus, not a substitute. You will notice the difference in the corners.
Can I just book the cleaning, without anything else?
Of course. Many clients simply enjoy a spotless house and a beautiful maid at work. Nothing else is ever expected.
Can she cook for my dinner guests?
Yes, for up to six guests. A second maid can be added for larger dinners. Guests must be adults and agreed in advance.
What do I need to provide?
A kitchen, a vacuum and the space to work. We bring cloths, products, aprons and the uniform. Groceries are charged at cost.
How private is this?
Very. Plain arrival with the uniform in a bag, no branding, payments described neutrally and your details deleted after your last visit if you ask.
Do you travel?
Within the service area as standard. Further afield is possible for longer visits, with travel costs agreed beforehand.
Where we serve
Los Angeles · Beverly Hills
Visits take place in your home. Hotels and holiday rentals are welcome with notice, provided staff access is allowed.